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Collection: Sustainable Birthday Cards for Kids Handmade in the UK
6 productsBirthdays are a time for laughter, joy, and celebration. Show your love with our collection of funny birthday cards that are age-appropriate and are gentle on the planet.
Each card is printed on FSC-certified paper, and hand-finished, ensuring a high-quality product that reflects the love and effort put into every detail. Cards are wrapped in compostable or recyclable packaging to minimise environmental impact.
These funny birthday cards are designed to cater to children's unique sense of humour, offering a sustainable alternative to the mass-produced options found in most retail and online stores. Whether you're looking for a card that showcases their favourite animal, or a playful illustration, our collection has something for every child. Choose a sustainable, handmade card that supports eco-friendly practices with Eeny Meeny.
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Why Eeny Meeny?
Eeny Meeny is more than just a toy store. We cater to eco-conscious individuals seeking quality toys that inspire children and respect the environment. Our selection features 70% locally-made toys from the UK or Europe, showcasing our commitment to reducing carbon footprints and supporting local artisans.
We prioritise sustainable materials like wood and organic cotton while avoiding plastics. This ensures our toys are safe for your children and gentle on the planet. Our toys, made responsibly with short-line production, focus on craftsmanship, encourages creativity and imaginative play. We offer stimulating educational toys, cosy soft toys, and captivating building sets. Eeny Meeny has something special for every child.
Eeny Meeny's commitment goes beyond eco-friendliness. We are deeply rooted in community values. We contribute 1% of our sales to Little Village, an organisation supporting London families in need. This initiative is part of our broader mission to give back and make a meaningful impact.
Frequently Asked Questions
1. What do you write in a kids birthday card?
When writing in a child's birthday card, keep the message simple, positive, and age-appropriate. You can include a funny joke or pun, a heartfelt wish for a fantastic year ahead, or a reminder of how much they are loved and appreciated.
2. How to make a fun birthday card?
While Eeny Meeny offers a wide selection of funny birthday cards for kids, you can also create your own by using bright colours and sparkly glitter markers, playful illustrations, and humorous messages. Consider incorporating the child's favourite animals, characters, or hobbies into the design to make it extra special.
3. How do you wish a 9-year-old a happy birthday?
When wishing a 9-year-old a happy birthday, focus on their growing independence and interests. The best birthday wishes come from the heart, so make sure you include your loved one’s unique quirks and interests, hype them up for the next exciting phase of adolescence and lastly, let them know how important they are in your life.
4. Does Hallmark have funny cards?
Yes, Hallmark does offer funny cards for various occasions, including birthdays. At Eeny Meeny, we pride ourselves on providing a unique selection of sustainable and environment-friendly birthday cards for kids that are not only funny but also exclusive to our store. Our cards are carefully chosen to ensure that they stand out from the crowd and offer a truly memorable gifting experience.
5. What makes Eeny Meeny's funny birthday cards for kids unique?
We understand that children have a unique sense of humour. At Eeny Meeny, we strive to curate a collection of funny birthday cards that cater to these unique tastes. Our cards feature age-appropriate illustrations that are sure to delight and entertain. We work with eco-conscious brands with sustainable practices in place, ensuring that each card is a gift in itself. Check out our absolute favourite: Dinosaur Birthday Greeting Card.
6. Can I find sustainable or eco-friendly funny birthday cards for kids at Eeny Meeny?
Yes, at Eeny Meeny, we are committed to offering sustainable and eco-friendly products. Many of our birthday cards for kids are made using recycled paper or other environmentally friendly materials. By choosing a card from our collection, you can not only bring joy to a child's special day but also contribute to a greener future.